EVERYTHING IS A LIE
stuartsometimes:


I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

the-masters-fallen-angel:

elemeno-pee:

katharinemc:

demi-my-warrior:




HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE

DID HELENA LIKE IT

FUCK YAH SHE WAS LIKE

HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

the-masters-fallen-angel:

elemeno-pee:

katharinemc:

demi-my-warrior:

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HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.

DO TELL ME MORE.

YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE

DID HELENA LIKE IT

FUCK YAH SHE WAS LIKE

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HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.

DO TELL ME MORE.

YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

bricesander:

Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin. 

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
Anonymous

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

kingsleyyy:

I’M SCREAMING

kingsleyyy:

I’M SCREAMING